Thursday, July 21, 2011

Already Been to Bible School

We drove past a church the other day with a cross on the sign. Daniel saw it and said, "Look Mama, a cross. Did you see that? A cross like the one Jesus died on. Did you know that? GOD died on a cross? Did you know that?"

I said that I did know that. I said that was an amazing and mysterious thing that some people spend their whole lives trying to understand.

He replied quickly, "No, no, I understand that. I sure do understand that. I've ALREADY been to Bible School."

Daniel's quotes from July 21st

We are all about roleplaying Star Wars at our house. Daniel doesn't watch the movies; Joseph tells him the stories--in painstaking detail. Daniel is always Princess Leia. If Joseph is here, he is Luke. If Joseph is at work, I get to be Luke. MKC is Obi-wan Kenobi. Yoda is almost always imaginary.

Most of his funny sayings from today are from Star Wars. But one was sung to the tune of Barney's song, with a change in wording. "I love you, you love me, we have different injuries."

now for the Star Wars quotes-

(while we were coloring) "Luke, please tell me if I'm disturbing you."

"Did you know that Darth Vader is Luke's father? Isn't that exciting?"

"Because he (Yoda) has jobs to do at his swamp, like toss weeds into his mouth and eat wood chips and just stuff like that. Yoda told me he can eat wood chips. He EATS WOOD CHIPS. Isn't that weird, Luke?"

"We will go past where you live, Luke. Isn't that friendly?"

"Let me tell you someping, Luke. Are you ready to hear it? .....Don't get close to the Emperor."